Anonymous asked: Iam In love with a hipster. Even though I can't stand them. What's wrong with wanting a Porsche, a real job with a big corporation. Listening to top 40, drinking Starbucks, paying for real beer, Shaving, and not believing in conspiracies.

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Anonymous asked: I'm gay and I'll be leaving the Mormon church in the summer.

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Anonymous asked: the guy i have been a slave to the last few years thinks he is the only one i served, but little does he know that i was banging a ton of foxy men. including a few people he knows!! take that jerk.

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Anonymous asked: I created a fake profile to keep tabs on my ex for child support tracking services... don't feel guilty about it at all.

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Find our latest Confessions on page 66 in the Salt Lake City Weekly!

Anonymous asked: I love watching LDS conference because every time someone says Prophet I take a shot. Wish I could do it in church the other 50 Sundays a year.

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Anonymous asked: The way everyone talks about the big earthquake coming, I actually am excited for it. Liquefy the ground beneath the city? Sounds fun! It'll make 300 West look nicer.

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Anonymous asked: I started working out two years ago and started to get quite the ego. A year in, I got offered a gig in gay porn. I took it without telling my boyfriend. He still thinks I work the same job everyday, when I'm really screwing other guys, and am having an affair with one of my co-stars. I have no intent of breaking it off with either one. My co-star is as ripped and hung as me and the sex is insane, while my boyfriend pays my rent so I can blow my wages.

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Find our latest Confessions on page 59 in the Salt Lake City Weekly!

Anonymous asked: I once found a wallet on the street and instead of looking for the rightful owner I gave it to a transient and said "don't spend it all in one place"

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