Anonymous asked: Iam In love with a hipster. Even though I can't stand them. What's wrong with wanting a Porsche, a real job with a big corporation. Listening to top 40, drinking Starbucks, paying for real beer, Shaving, and not believing in conspiracies.
Anonymous asked: I'm gay and I'll be leaving the Mormon church in the summer.
Anonymous asked: the guy i have been a slave to the last few years thinks he is the only one i served, but little does he know that i was banging a ton of foxy men. including a few people he knows!! take that jerk.
Anonymous asked: I created a fake profile to keep tabs on my ex for child support tracking services... don't feel guilty about it at all.
Find our latest Confessions on page 66 in the Salt Lake City Weekly!
Anonymous asked: I love watching LDS conference because every time someone says Prophet I take a shot. Wish I could do it in church the other 50 Sundays a year.
Anonymous asked: The way everyone talks about the big earthquake coming, I actually am excited for it. Liquefy the ground beneath the city? Sounds fun! It'll make 300 West look nicer.
Anonymous asked: I started working out two years ago and started to get quite the ego. A year in, I got offered a gig in gay porn. I took it without telling my boyfriend. He still thinks I work the same job everyday, when I'm really screwing other guys, and am having an affair with one of my co-stars. I have no intent of breaking it off with either one. My co-star is as ripped and hung as me and the sex is insane, while my boyfriend pays my rent so I can blow my wages.
Find our latest Confessions on page 59 in the Salt Lake City Weekly!
Anonymous asked: I once found a wallet on the street and instead of looking for the rightful owner I gave it to a transient and said "don't spend it all in one place"