Anonymous asked: I love watching LDS conference because every time someone says Prophet I take a shot. Wish I could do it in church the other 50 Sundays a year.

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Anonymous asked: The way everyone talks about the big earthquake coming, I actually am excited for it. Liquefy the ground beneath the city? Sounds fun! It'll make 300 West look nicer.

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Anonymous asked: I started working out two years ago and started to get quite the ego. A year in, I got offered a gig in gay porn. I took it without telling my boyfriend. He still thinks I work the same job everyday, when I'm really screwing other guys, and am having an affair with one of my co-stars. I have no intent of breaking it off with either one. My co-star is as ripped and hung as me and the sex is insane, while my boyfriend pays my rent so I can blow my wages.

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Anonymous asked: I once found a wallet on the street and instead of looking for the rightful owner I gave it to a transient and said "don't spend it all in one place"

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Anonymous asked: I pooped in a box at work because I had to go so bad! There was no bathroom around and I threw the box into a dumpster. I'm a terrible person.

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Anonymous asked: I hate everyone and wish the human race would be wiped out by Godzilla sized pandas. FUCK THE WORLD!

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Anonymous asked: I want to storm up to California and do whatever it takes to win my ex back- 2014 resolution

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Anonymous asked: I was sexually abused as a kid and now , years later Im in a safe situation with my fiance and no more abuse occurs...but the thing is , when he gets drunk I fear he will rape me even though he does not get agressive and stops when I ask.

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